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Enjoy the Ride

Lisa Koch

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Lisa's long-overdue 5th solo release is a lovely mix of her original tunes and re-imagined covers. Folk-jazz with a twist, it runs the gamut from feel-good favorites to poignant ballads to a song about funky spring water. Read more

Lisa's long-overdue 5th solo release is a lovely mix of her original tunes and re-imagined covers. Folk-jazz with a twist, it runs the gamut from feel-good favorites to poignant ballads to a song about funky spring water. Produced by Lisa and David Lange (Pearl Django), the CD features the stellar musical talents of Barbara Higbie, Jen Todd, Mel Watson, Dan Mohler, Jason Edwards, Glenn Lorbecki, David Koch, Mr. Lange, and Lisa herself.
The title song, "Enjoy the Ride", is a soaring tribute to to Koch's dear departed father; "I Found Home" was penned for Lisa's own wedding; "If It's Clear" is about a faltering relationship; and "Lithia Water" is a loving tribute to the vile-smelling natural springs in her hometown of Ashland, OR. Lisa covers Cat Stevens ("If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out"), Nanci Griffith (It's Just Another Morning Here"), The Beatles ("I Should Have Known Better"), CDBaby artist Teresa Chandler ("Life is a Dance"), plus a Peace mashup, and more Lisa faves. Introspective, uplifting, and just plain delightful.

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    If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out 3:55
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    Enjoy the Ride 4:59
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    It's Just Another Morning Here 3:49
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    I Found Home 3:38
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    Peace Medley (From a Distance, Peace Train, Imagine) 2:58
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    I Should Have Known Better 3:00
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    If It's Clear 4:24
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    Life is a Dance 3:45
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    It's in Everyone of Us 3:49
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    Show Me the Way to Go Home 2:59
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    Lithia Water 2:46
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Tall Cool Drink

Lisa Koch

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Lisa's 4th CD is jazz-flavored with a kick, and a nice mix of Koch originals and cover tunes. Songs include "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman" (about the joys of growing older), "You Are the One" (finding that special someone), Read more

Lisa's 4th CD is jazz-flavored with a kick, and a nice mix of Koch originals and cover tunes. Songs include "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman" (about the joys of growing older), "You Are the One" (finding that special someone), "Waiting Song" (Barbara Higbie's haunting tune), "You Must Have Forgotten" (lost love), "Back When We Had Sex" (you get the idea), "Tall Cool Drink" (thirsty for love), and 5 more cool tunes. Appearances by Barbara Higbie, David Koch, and Jen Todd (Laura Love Duo). This is one fine CD!

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    Tall Cool Drink 3:40
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    I'm a Middle-Aged Woman 3:02
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    Waiting Song 4:15
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    Alone (Dearest One) 2:02
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    You Must Have Forgotten 5:07
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    Think 2:40
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    Venus-I've Got the Music in Me 3:50
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    You Are the One 4:25
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    Back When We Had Sex 2:36
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    I Am Your Muse 3:04
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    My Little Man 2:45
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Both of Me

Lisa Koch

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Lisa's 3rd solo CD is a must-have for your collection....Koch strikes again, with a mix of catchy folk/pop tunes, haunting ballads, and demented comedy offerings. Songs include: "Stainies in My Undies" (a Carpenter-esque Read more

Lisa's 3rd solo CD is a must-have for your collection....Koch strikes again, with a mix of catchy folk/pop tunes, haunting ballads, and demented comedy offerings. Songs include: "Stainies in My Undies" (a Carpenter-esque lament), "Gravity Blues" (about the perils of age and gravity), "The Women's Health Care Medley" (songs about yearly physical exams), "I Won't Survive (The Festival)" (about being trapped at a women's music festival), "Always A Sign" (on sobriety), and 7 more great songs from Ms. Koch. Special appearances by Laura Love, Peggy Platt (Dos Fallopia), and piano by the amazing Barbara Higbie.

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    Home To Me 4:16
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    When I Look In Your Eyes 4:03
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    I Never Think About You 4:34
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    Always A Sign 4:15
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    Trouble 4:01
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    Wake Up Call 4:06
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    What Do I Say Now 3:47
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    Gravity Blues 3:49
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    Stainies In My Undies 3:28
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    Devil's Washboard 3:37
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    I Won't Survive (The Festival) 2:42
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    Women's Health Care Medley 4:07
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You Make My Pants Pound and other show tunes...

Lisa Koch

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This charming compilation is a brief retrospective of songs Lisa composed for Seattle musical theatre and cabaret shows. Songs include the lusty title tune (about finding love at the Burger King), teen tragedy-esque "The Read more

This charming compilation is a brief retrospective of songs Lisa composed for Seattle musical theatre and cabaret shows. Songs include the lusty title tune (about finding love at the Burger King), teen tragedy-esque "The Curve of No Return", the anatomically correct lesbian anthem "The Womanly Song" (My Vulva is Singing), lost love and regret in the touching ballad "Violette", "You'll Never Melt My Heart" (from the mythical musical 'Frosty!'), plus 8 other great tunes.

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    You Make My Pants Pound 3:29
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    You'll Never Melt My Heart 3:06
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    All My Stepdaddies 2:48
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    Three Times A Year 5:27
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    Dark Of The Morning 4:39
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    Vanity 2:44
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    Night At The Timberline 3:28
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    A Place On The Wall 3:38
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    Murder By Midnight 3:18
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    A Womanly Song 3:10
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    Violette 3:30
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    The Curve of No Return 4:21
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Colorblind Blues

Lisa Koch

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Lisa's debut solo venture is an eclectic mix of songs highlighting Koch's versatility and whacked sensibilities. Contains "Colorblind Blues" (for the apparel impaired), "Hickey" (an ode to drive-in movies with a decidedly Read more

Lisa's debut solo venture is an eclectic mix of songs highlighting Koch's versatility and whacked sensibilities. Contains "Colorblind Blues" (for the apparel impaired), "Hickey" (an ode to drive-in movies with a decidedly queer twist), "Beaver Cleaver Fever" (Lisa's lament to 60's TV babes), "Stay for the Ride" (about love and sobriety) and 7 more great tunes. A richly textured, wonderfully diverse release from a truly demented performer.

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    Sister Hollywood 3:52
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    Colorblind Blues 3:20
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    Summer Song 2:47
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    All Night Long 4:31
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    Beaver Cleaver Fever 4:02
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    Light of a Memory 4:08
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    Easy Lovin' You 3:18
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    You Are the One 4:25
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    Hickey 3:20
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    Hungry 3:20
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    Stay for the Ride 4:03
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My Breasts Are Out Of Control

Dos Fallopia

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Originally recorded in a Seattle garage in 1992, Peggy Platt and Lisa Koch's cult comic recording really stands the test of time. "My Breasts Are Out of Control" features appearances by many dysfunctional Dos Fallopia Read more

Originally recorded in a Seattle garage in 1992, Peggy Platt and Lisa Koch's cult comic recording really stands the test of time. "My Breasts Are Out of Control" features appearances by many dysfunctional Dos Fallopia characters: bickering country stars, The Spudds, grunge rockers The Surly Bitches, Fran and Annie's 12-Step Day Care, and a variety of politically incorrect "definitions". Appearances by Venus Envy and Julie Wolf. Five new bonus songs are included. Recorded when the 1st Bush was in office, but manages to cover Shrub, as well. This is Koch and the late great Platt at the very beginning of their comic duo-dom.

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    Mud: The Sister Song 3:42
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    Definition: Equal Rights 0:26
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    Fran and Annie's 12-Step Day Care 5:01
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    Definition: Pro-Choice 0:32
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    The Great American Lover Drives a Truck 2:43
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    Singin' Backup for Jesus 1:39
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    Definition: Lesbian 0:22
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    A Camp Song 2:19
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    Definition: Birth Control 0:16
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    Mud: Requiem for Flame 3:34
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    Kate and Ethel: Surf's Up! 1:31
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    Definition: Mutual Orgasm 0:33
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    The Privacy Song 2:13
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    Definition: Masturbation 0:29
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    Surly Bitches: Now She Wants to Move In 2:53
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    Surly Bitches: My Breasts are Out of Control 3:21
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    Cross Dress For Less 1:07
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    A Womanly Song 3:14
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    Devil's Washboard 3:40
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    Matches Made in Heaven 1:21
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I'll Be a Homo For Christmas

Venus Envy

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Venus Envy's tour-de-force holiday recording contains warped versions of everyone's favorite holiday tunes. Lisa Koch, Laura Love, Linda Severt and Linda Schierman recorded this gem in Laura's basement, and the parodies Read more

Venus Envy's tour-de-force holiday recording contains warped versions of everyone's favorite holiday tunes. Lisa Koch, Laura Love, Linda Severt and Linda Schierman recorded this gem in Laura's basement, and the parodies and originals are classic. Includes "I Hate The Holidays", "Rhonda The Lesbo Reindeer", "The Twelve Gays of Christmas", "Oh Little Town in Michigan", and "Myth in Genesis." A must for any winter holiday gift giving! This recording has become a cult hit and has sold worldwide... get in on the holiday queer cheer this year!

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    I'll Be a Homo For Christmas 3:24
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    Oh Little Town in Michigan 4:18
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    I Hate the Holidays 3:56
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    The Chipmunk Commitment Song 0:56
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    Lesbians We Have Heard On High 2:56
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    What's It To Ya 2:26
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    The 12 Gays of Xmas 5:02
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    It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Xmas 2:50
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    Rhonda the Lesbo Reindeer 2:04
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    Jeanette Isabella 2:47
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    Silent Dyke 2:39
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    What Child is This/We Three Kings 2:43
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    Myth in Genesis 3:31
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Unarmed and Dangerous

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The long awaited re-release of Venus Envy's first cassette EP from 1990, plus 7 additional live tracks from 1994-2008. Live tracks include the band's theme song mashup (Venus 1 and 2), their fierce version of America the Read more

The long awaited re-release of Venus Envy's first cassette EP from 1990, plus 7 additional live tracks from 1994-2008. Live tracks include the band's theme song mashup (Venus 1 and 2), their fierce version of America the Beautiful, and "My Breasts Are Out of Control" with The Surly Bitches (featuring Dos Fallopia's dear departed Peggy Platt as Spike).

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    Venus 2:50
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    She's Not There 3:02
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    Nelson 2:19
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    Under the Boardwalk 3:11
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    Beaver Cleaver Fever 4:12
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    Thank You 3:32
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    Venus I & II (Live '94) 4:43
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    Stone Soul Picnic (Live '94) 3:40
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    Step Into the Future (Live '94) 4:15
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    Yodelin' Hits of the 70's 1:48
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    My Breasts Are Out of Control (Surly Bitches, live '08) 5:23
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    While No One's Home (Live '08) 3:52
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    America-Put A Little Love (Live '08) 5:55
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Lisa and Lisa Live! At the Old World Center

Lisa Koch and Lisa Spencer

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Recorded in 1982 at the Old World Center in Corvallis, OR, this stellar concert has been out of print for years, and was just released on CD. Lisa Koch and Lisa Spencer are funny, fierce, and feminist-and this re-release is filled with gorgeous harmonies, goofy repartee, and rich friendship. 25 tracks, 78 minutes of great music!

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    Isn't It Always Love 2:57
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    Second Chance 4:18
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    Chains 2:45
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    Riverboat 3:19
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    I'm Gonna Be an Engineer 4:46
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    Love Makes a Woman 3:31
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    Diamonds and Rust 3:51
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    Trickle Trickle 1:46
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    The Train 3:16
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    Smackwater Jack 3:13
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    The Chipmunk Song 0:58
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    When You Dance 3:10
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    Landslide 2:19
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    Eight Days a Week 1:56
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    Trouble Again 2:39
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    Milk Shakin' Mama 3:17
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    Home 4:00
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Physical Albums

Enjoy the Ride - CD

    Enjoy the Ride - CD

    Includes a download of the album Enjoy the Ride

    Lisa's long-overdue 5th solo release is a lovely mix of her original tunes and re-imagined covers. Folk-jazz with a twist, it runs the gamut from feel-good favorites to poignant ballads to a song about funky spring water. Produced by Lisa and David Lange (Pearl Django), the CD features the stellar musical talents of Barbara Higbie, Jen Todd, Mel Watson, Dan Mohler, Jason Edwards, Glenn Lorbecki, David Koch, Mr. Lange, and Lisa herself.
    The title song, "Enjoy the Ride", is a soaring tribute to to Koch's dear departed father; "I Found Home" was penned for Lisa's own wedding; "If It's Clear" is about a faltering relationship; and "Lithia Water" is a loving tribute to the vile-smelling natural springs in her hometown of Ashland, OR. Lisa covers Cat Stevens ("If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out"), Nanci Griffith (It's Just Another Morning Here"), The Beatles ("I Should Have Known Better"), CDBaby artist Teresa Chandler ("Life is a Dance"), plus a Peace mashup, and more Lisa faves. Introspective, uplifting, and just plain delightful.

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    Tall Cool Drink - CD

      Tall Cool Drink - CD

      Includes a download of the album Tall Cool Drink

      Lisa's 4th CD is jazz-flavored with a kick, and a nice mix of Koch originals and cover tunes.  Songs include "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman" (about the joys of growing older), "You Are the One" (finding that special someone), "Waiting Song" (Barbara Higbie's haunting tune), "You Must Have Forgotten" (lost love), "Back When We Had Sex" (you get the idea), "Tall Cool Drink" (thirsty for love), and 5 more cool tunes. Appearances by Barbara Higbie, David Koch, and Jen Todd (Laura Love Duo). This is one fine CD! 

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      Both of Me - CD

        Both of Me - CD

        Includes a download of the album Both of Me

        Lisa's 3rd solo CD is a must-have for your collection....Koch strikes again, with a mix of catchy folk/pop tunes, haunting ballads, and demented comedy offerings. Songs include: "Stainies in My Undies" (a Carpenter-esque lament), "Gravity Blues" (about the perils of age and gravity), "The Women's Health Care Medley" (songs about yearly physical exams), "I Won't Survive (The Festival)" (about being trapped at a women's music festival), "Always A Sign" (on sobriety), and 7 more great songs from Ms. Koch. Special appearances by Laura Love, Peggy Platt (Dos Fallopia), and piano by the amazing Barbara Higbie.

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        You Make My Pants Pound and other show tunes... - CD

          This charming compilation is a brief retrospective of songs Lisa composed for Seattle musical theatre and cabaret shows. Songs include the lusty title tune (about finding love at the Burger King), teen tragedy-esque "The Curve of No Return", the anatomically correct lesbian anthem "The Womanly Song" (My Vulva is Singing), lost love and regret in the touching ballad "Violette", "You'll Never Melt My Heart" (from the mythical musical 'Frosty!'), plus 8 other great tunes.

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          Colorblind Blues - CD

            Colorblind Blues - CD

            Includes a download of the album Colorblind Blues

            Lisa's debut solo venture is an eclectic mix of songs highlighting Koch's versatility and whacked sensibilities. Contains "Colorblind Blues" (for the apparel impaired), "Hickey" (an ode to drive-in movies with a decidedly queer twist), "Beaver Cleaver Fever" (Lisa's lament to 60's TV babes), "Stay for the Ride" (about love and sobriety) and 7 more great tunes. A richly textured, wonderfully diverse release from a truly demented performer.

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            My Breasts Are Out Of Control - CD

              Originally recorded in a Seattle garage in 1992, Peggy Platt and Lisa Koch's cult comic recording really stands the test of time. "My Breasts Are Out of Control" features appearances by many dysfunctional Dos Fallopia characters: bickering country stars, The Spudds, grunge rockers The Surly Bitches, Fran and Annie's 12-Step Day Care, and a variety of politically incorrect "definitions". Appearances by Venus Envy and Julie Wolf. Five new bonus songs are included. Recorded when the 1st Bush was in office, but manages to cover Shrub, as well. This is Koch and the late great Platt at the very beginning of their comic duo-dom.

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              Ham for the Holidays: A Lard Day's Night DVD

                Wacko Seattle sketch mavens Dos Fallopia (Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt) filmed the 2011 edition of their cult holiday show, and it's chock full of dysfunctional characters, cheesy costumes, and more wigs than Lady Gaga!   Starring Koch, Platt,  D.J. Gommels and Michael Oaks, directed by David Koch.  Sketches include a cornucopia of questionable taste: • Ballard favorites The Polka Dots mangle popular songs, polka style. • Game show “Who’s Your Deity?” digs dogma with panelists Harvey Fierstein, Kirsty Alley, and Professor Dumbledore, hosted by Sister Mary Agnes. • The Sequim Gay Chorus adds two new lesbian members and creates a S.Q.U.E.E.L. • Get to know Michele and Marcus Bachmann up close in “Meet the Bachmanns”. • Country duo The Spudds give noir a new twist with “Double-Wide Indemnity”.  Order your DVD today, and watch it year 'round!

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                Dos Fallopia "Pretty Girls, Not Too Bright" DVD

                  FINALLY!  A DVD re-release of classic out-of-print Dos Fallopia!  This 1996 recording of two live  performances features appearances by many Dos Fallopia alter-egos: mother-daughter country superstars The Spudds (Euomi and Wynotta), reclusive British headbangers The Surly Bitches, lesbo-folkies Mud (Compost Morning Dew and Dolphin-Free Tuna Womon), 90-year old blues mavens The Matrons of Blues, oily 70's lounge duo, The Colonel and Shenille, demented nun Sister Mary Agnes Labia, and choice excerpts from "Martina! The Musical."  60 minutes of gut-splitting laughter and hilarity, available once again to the masses!

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                  $15.00
                  I'll Be a Homo For Christmas - CD

                    Venus Envy's tour-de-force holiday recording contains warped versions of everyone's favorite holiday tunes. Lisa Koch, Laura Love, Linda Severt and Linda Schierman recorded this gem in Laura's basement, and the parodies and originals are classic. Includes "I Hate The Holidays", "Rhonda The Lesbo Reindeer", "The Twelve Gays of Christmas", "Oh Little Town in Michigan", and "Myth in Genesis." A must for any winter holiday gift giving! This recording has become a cult hit and has sold worldwide... get in on the holiday queer cheer this year!

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                    Unarmed and Dangerous - CD

                      Unarmed and Dangerous - CD

                      Includes a download of the album Unarmed and Dangerous

                      Venus Envy (Laura Love, Lisa Koch, Linda Severt and Linda Schierman) put on some legendary shows in the 90’s, and their CD “I’ll Be a Homo for Xmas” is still a bonafide twisted holiday classic. The band’s first recording was a 6-song EP entitled “Unarmed and Dangerous”, and was released on cassette in 1990, shortly after forming.  It has been quietly out of print all these years, so we thought we’d re-release it a mere 29 years later… with a few bonus songs from live performances over the years.  So from Venus Envy to you—enjoy!

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                      $10.00
                      Lisa and Lisa Live! At the Old World Center - CD

                        Recorded in 1982 at the Old World Center in Corvallis OR, this stellar concert has never been released on CD until recently. Lisa Koch and Lisa Spencer are funny, fierce and feminist-- and it's an evening filled with gorgeous harmonies, goofy repartee, and rich friendship. 70 minutes of great music!

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                        $15.00
                        I'm A Middle-Aged Woman Sheet Music

                          I got so many requests for sheet music for this song, I had to make it available to all you chantoozies out there! Now you can dazzle your friends with your very own angst-ridden rendition of "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman." Piano/guitar/vocal arrangement with chords. Digital PDF.

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                          $5.00

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