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  1. Back When We Had Sex

From the recording Back When We Had Sex (click for lyrics)

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This is an “R” rated song, so for God’s sake… put on the headphones, or shoo Grandma and the kids out of the room. This is about long-term relationships and remembering fondly how you two used to do the nasty…

Lyrics

BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX

BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX, YOU’D CALL OUT MY NAME
OR “JESUS” OR “GOD” OR THINGS MORE PROFANE
NOW YOU JUST CALL OUT FOR PIZZA AT NIGHT
AND YOUR PARTS DOWN BELOW SEEM TO BE WATERTIGHT

BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX, WE HAD LOTS OF FUN
WITH HANDCUFFS AND LEATHER, DRESSING UP LIKE A NUN
NOW THE REMOTE SPENDS MORE TIME ON YOUR LAP THAN I DO
BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX

I CAN’T QUITE RECALL OUR LAST CARNAL EMBRACE
IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU SAT ON MY… COUCH
AND YOU WON’T DRESS UP LIKE A JOCKEY NO MORE
I MISS THAT SADDLE, BUT I MISS YOU MORE

I REMEMBER THE NIGHTS YOU TIED ME IN BED
AND READ DR. SUESS WHILE YOU COOL-WHIPPED MY HEAD
SOMETIMES WE’D WATCH BARBARELLA INSTEAD
BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX

I HAVE A VAGUE MEMORY OF BRIGHT PINK SPANDEX
CRISCO AND SUMMER SQUASH, HOT MONKEY SEX
YOU WERE THE STEWARDESS, I WAS CAPTAIN DON (DAWN?)
YOU STRAPPED ME IN WHILE I STRAPPED IT ON

I REMEMBER THOSE NIGHTS, THEY’RE STILL IN MY MIND
‘CAUSE WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER A LONG, LONG ASS TIME
MAYBE TONIGHT WE COULD… STAY UP ‘TILL NINE
BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX
OH, BACK WHEN WE HAD SEX