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Lisa Koch "Enjoy the Ride" - CD


Lisa's long-overdue 5th solo release is a lovely mix of her original tunes and re-imagined covers. Folk-jazz with a twist, it runs the gamut from feel-good favorites to poignant ballads to a song about funky spring water.  Produced by Lisa and David Lange (Pearl Django), the CD features the stellar musical talents of Barbara Higbie, Jen Todd, Mel Watson, Dan Mohler, Jason Edwards, Glenn Lorbecki, David Koch, Mr. Lange, and Lisa herself.  

The title song, "Enjoy the Ride", is a soaring tribute to to Koch's dear departed father; "I Found Home" was penned for Lisa's own wedding; "If It's Clear" is about a faltering relationship; and "Lithia Water" is a loving tribute to the vile-smelling natural springs in her hometown of Ashland, OR. Lisa covers Cat Stevens ("If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out"), Nanci Griffith (It's Just Another Morning Here"), The Beatles ("I Should Have Known Better"), CDBaby artist Teresa Chandler ("Life is a Dance"), plus a Peace mashup, and more Lisa faves.  Introspective, uplifting, and just plain delightful.

$12.95, free shipping! (US)
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Lisa Koch "Tall Cool Drink" - CD

tallcoolcover.jpgLisa's 4th CD is jazz-flavored with a kick, and a nice mix of Koch originals and cover tunes.  Songs include "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman" (about the joys of growing older), "You Are the One" (finding that special someone), "Waiting Song" (Barbara Higbie's haunting tune), "You Must Have Forgotten" (lost love), "Back When We Had Sex" (you get the idea), "Tall Cool Drink" (thirsty for love), and 5 more cool tunes. Appearances by Barbara Higbie, David Koch, and Jen Todd (Laura Love Duo). This is one fine CD! 

$10, free shipping (US)
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 Tall Cool Drink - Lisa Koch  

I'm A Middle-Aged Woman Sheet Music - Sheet Music

I got so many requests for sheet music for this song, I had to make it available to all you chanteuses out there!  Now you can dazzle your friends with your very own angst-ridden rendition of "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman." Piano/guitar/vocal arrangement with chords. You order, I'll send you a digital PDF.

$5.00 (Digital PDF)

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Lisa Koch "Both of Me" - CD

BOMCover.jpgLisa's 3rd solo CD is a must-have for your collection....Koch strikes again, with a mix of catchy folk/pop tunes, haunting ballads, and demented comedy offerings. Songs include: "Stainies in My Undies" (a Carpenter-esque lament), "Gravity Blues" (about the perils of age and gravity), "The Women's Health Care Medley" (songs about yearly physical exams), "I Won't Survive (The Festival)" (about being trapped at a women's music festival), "Always A Sign" (on sobriety), and 7 more great songs from Ms. Koch. Special appearances by Laura Love, Peggy Platt (Dos Fallopia), and piano by the amazing Barbara Higbie.

$10, free shipping! (US)

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Lisa Koch "You Make My Pants Pound, and other show tunes..." - CD

PPCover.jpgThis charming compilation is a brief retrospective of songs Lisa composed for Seattle musical theatre and cabaret shows. Songs include the lusty title tune (about finding love at the Burger King), teen tragedy-esque "The Curve of No Return", the anatomically correct lesbian anthem "The Womanly Song" (My Vulva is Singing), lost love and regret in the touching ballad "Violette", "You'll Never Melt My Heart" (from the mythical musical 'Frosty!'), plus 8 other great tunes.

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You Make My Pants Pound and Other Show Tunes - Lisa Koch 

Lisa Koch "Colorblind Blues" - CD

ColorblindCover.jpgLisa's debut solo venture is an eclectic mix of songs highlighting Koch's versatility and whacked sensibilities. Contains "Colorblind Blues" (for the apparel impaired), "Hickey" (an ode to drive-in movies with a decidedly queer twist), "Beaver Cleaver Fever" (Lisa's lament to 60's TV babes), "Stay for the Ride" (about love and sobriety) and 7 more great tunes. A richly textured, wonderfully diverse release from a truly demented performer.

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Dos Fallopia "My Breasts Are Out of Control" - CD

DFCover.jpgOriginally recorded in a Seattle garage in 1992, Peggy Platt and Lisa Koch's cult comic recording really stands the test of time.  "My Breasts Are Out of Control" features appearances by many dysfunctional Dos Fallopia characters: bickering country stars, THE SPUDDS, grunge rockers THE SURLY BITCHES, FRAN AND ANNIE'S 12-STEP DAY CARE, and a variety of politically incorrect "DEFINITIONS". Appearances by Venus Envy and Julie Wolf. Five new bonus songs are included! Recorded when the 1st Bush was in office, but manages to cover W, as well!

$10, free shipping! (US)

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Ham for the Holidays: A Lard Day's Night - DVD

Lard_Day_s_Night_DVD_Cover_resized.jpgWacko Seattle sketch mavens Dos Fallopia (Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt) filmed the 2011 edition of their cult holiday show, and it's chock full of dysfunctional characters, cheesy costumes, and more wigs than Lady Gaga!  

Starring Koch, Platt,  D.J. Gommels and Michael Oaks, directed by David Koch.  Sketches include a cornucopia of questionable taste:

• Ballard favorites The Polka Dots mangle popular songs, polka style.

• Game show “Who’s Your Deity?” digs dogma with panelists Harvey Fierstein, Kirsty Alley, and Professor Dumbledore, hosted by Sister Mary Agnes.

• The Sequim Gay Chorus adds two new lesbian members and creates a S.Q.U.E.E.L.

• Get to know Michele and Marcus Bachmann up close in “Meet the Bachmanns”.

• Country duo The Spudds give noir a new twist with “Double-Wide Indemnity”. 

Order your DVD today, and watch it year 'round!

$15, free shipping! (US)
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Dos Fallopia "Pretty Girls, Not Too Bright" - DVD

DosFallopiaFront_resized.jpgFINALLY!  A DVD re-release of classic out-of-print Dos Fallopia!  This 1996 recording of two live  performances features appearances by many Dos Fallopia alter-egos: mother-daughter country superstars The Spudds (Euomi and Wynotta), reclusive British headbangers The Surly Bitches, lesbo-folkies Mud (Compost Morning Dew and Dolphin-Free Tuna Womon), 90-year old blues mavens The Matrons of Blues, oily 70's lounge duo, The Colonel and Shenille, demented nun Sister Mary Agnes Labia, and choice excerpts from "Martina! The Musical."  60 minutes of gut-splitting laughter and hilarity, available once again to the masses!

$15, free shipping! (US)

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Venus Envy "I'll Be a Homo for Christmas" - CD

VECover.jpgVenus Envy's tour-de-force holiday recording contains warped versions of everyone's favorite holiday tunes. Lisa Koch, Laura Love, Linda Severt and Linda Schierman recorded this gem in Laura's basement, and the parodies and originals are classic.  Includes "I Hate The Holidays", "Rhonda The Lesbo Reindeer", "The Twelve Gays of Christmas", "Oh Little Town in Michigan", and "Myth in Genesis." A must for any winter holiday gift giving! This recording has become a cult hit and has sold worldwide... get in on the holiday queer cheer this year!

$10, free shipping! (US)

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Single Song - mp3

Most of my tunes are available for mp3 downloads available through CDBaby, iTunes, Amazon and others.  If there are any songs you can't find anywhere else online to download, you can order any single song directly from me, and I will email you an mp3 ($1.00 per song). Make sure you send me a list of the titles you want to order in the "instruction to merchants" section of Paypal or in a separate email.

$1.00, mp3 download

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Tall Cool Drink - Lisa Koch 


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HeyLisaLogo.jpgYou can also enjoy HeyLisa Wear, a collection of twisted wearables that will make a bold, creative statement without landing you in jail! And, of course... a mug for your daily caffeine fix!  


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