Becky Greene
February 9, 2008
You take me there...when I have to go! Yes...middle age and no where to go! Bec
You take me there...when I have to go! Yes...middle age and no where to go! Bec
Someone just sent me a emai with you song "I'm a Middle Age Woman". It was just what I needed to lighten up my evening. You are brilliant.
I could listen to you all day...and laugh....You could sing the phone book and it would sound great....
Do you perform live???? and where???? I am the Queen of a Red Hat Chapter, and they sure should know about you....Keep having fun....
OH MY GOD! I just saw you at the Rialto in Loveland,Colorado. All the comedians were hilarious but you made me laugh the hardest! Sad to say I was not familiar with your work but I am now and a very big fan! Can't wait to see more of your comedy! I bought your CD- "tall drink of water" which you were kind enough to autograph. I cranked it up and listened while I cleaned the house! most fun I ever had cleaning the house.
P.S. thanks for the lap dance!
P.S.S.- Loveland Colorado is famous for sending out valentine cards with their postmark. Check it out for your girlfriend!
Good, good, GOOD!! So glad you entered those new character shots!!
LOve
Hi Lisa, Hubby and I met your Mom and Dad on a cruise, they told me about your website. I finally got around to checkin it out and we were very impressed. So glad to meet you. Keep it up. We ordered a CD and can't wait to listen and laugh. Please tell your folks hello, hope they are well and ask them if they remember us. bye
A friend from Michigan sent my partner and I your weblink. We have had a wonderful morning listening to your clips. I am ordering ALL of your CD's! This was the most fun we've had in a long time! We hope to see you in Rehobothe or the Birchmere!
Rose & Mo
My daughter (Robin) and I were fortunate to have front row seats at the last Ham for 'ze Holidays of 2007! You guys are a riot. The show was absolutely hysterical. Thanks to all of you for sharing your great and glorious gifts with us. Still laughing when I think of it...
Gretchen H.
Edmonds, WA
Hello Lisa!
I was fortunate to attend the 12/29 Ham show. I had not laugh so hard in years. I had so many tears in my eyes, I probably missed some very important gags and japes. As someone who enjoys irreverent and off- beat comedy, (Firesign Theater, Monty Python, Laurie and Fry, The Goon Show, and the immortal (but dead) Steve Allen) you and Peggy were simply great.
How about coming to Spokane? It's a city that could use a little gaying up! I am sure you and Peggy could turn Spokanistan on it's ear and spank it good!!
Cheers and laughs,
John H.
Kettle Falls, WA
Hi Lisa,
I attended your Dec 1st Ham show, and had a great time . Let me know if you ever go to the Midwest, as I am moving there. You are the greatest .
Your biggest fan
Paula
Lisa, YOU TOTALLY HAVE IT GOIN ON! Thanks for YOU! Come to Monterey, Ca sometime....your show would not only sell here, but I KNOW you want to come to Monterey? Oh, and...if ya ever need a drummer...give me a call.
You're talent is one of a kind, and incredibly funny for all ages to relate! My girlfriends mom is 67 and she loved "middle aged woman" and "back when we had sex". She printed the words!
We are coming to HAM for the Holidays for our first time.
Thanks for reminding al of us to laugh!
Karleen
I found this site after I had heard the song "Middle Aged Woman. I was laughing so hard, yes, I peed my pants. LOL! This is my favorite song...You are one funny lady! Thinks so much for extoling the *virtues* of perimenopause...it REALLY is like that!!!!!!
Susi Slicker-Nemeth
Yep, the song pretty much covers it!! Thanks!
You need to play at the Ram's Head Tavern in Annapolis MD!!! I would bring all my middle aged friends to see you! You would be a smash!
This year I swear I'll come to Ham, even if I have to drag another guy with me. I've been telling Sue about it for years & suggesting that she come get together with Marla :-) & Melinda for a reunion & perhaps the first live performance of "EJS Superstar" in 35 years, but she's such the busy executive/mother these days (in Shanghai; next India?).
Hi Julie Boozer.
Happy Holidays Lisa, to you and yours, Love,Shawn
My friend Judy and I would love to come and see your show 'Ham...' but our work will not allow, so you 'Break a leg' and do the great job you do...people need a good laugh and you give it to them!!!!! Stay warm, Shawn
Hey, Lisa! We need you here in Houston. Please come and spread your middle-aged love and laughter and song throughout our gracefully aging community. We all used to laugh at the 'old ones' at the bars...now we are them. Love your new CD...oh dear, and how I can relate! Another forever fan and middle-aged musician. Keep 'em rollin'!
Dear Lisa,
I wrote to you yesterday-lost it. Anyway- Mex. riv. YOU FANTASTIC!!!!!!! Olivia-Fantastic, JUDY-fantastic, you were just great Lisa!
Love you, Shawn
Lisa, You stayed in Show Biz!
Good Job.
God Love ya!
ps: You look fantastic.
Hey Lisa!
Another vote for you to come to the Bay Area!! I'm your Oakland stalker! You mentioned something maybe in March with Barbara Higbie?? Do we really have to wait that long? You were GREAT as always! The newbies I brought along have not stopped raving about you. We may be making a road trip to Seattle to see you in Hams, since March is an awfully long wait!!
Hugs!
Dar and Peggy too
Hey Lisa!
My partner and I had the extreme pleasure of seeing you perform on the Olivia Mexican Riviera cruise and we are still laughing!! Omigod - you are so funny and talented!!! Your songs are right on the money (especially, I'm a Middle-Aged Woman). We live in the Bay area too and would love to see your show here (as I'm sure many others would). Think about it - OK?!!
Best wishes always,
Jan & Nancy
Lisa - my partner and I just returned from the Olivia cruise. You were amazing! Thank you, thank you for the great laughs. Look forward to seeing you again sometime. Will you ever come to the bay area? We live in San Francisco and would love to see you.
Kathy
Hey Lisa! Loved you in Indy at the Phoenix! Wish you'd come back more often!
Are you going on the Cruise for a Cause Olivia cruise? -- Next March 30 to April?
I had the wonderful opportunity of starting my day on Mon by hearing your recording, "I'm A Middle Aged Woman", played here in Tucson on KIIM FM! After practically falling down and peeing my pants, I emailed Shannon of "Max, Shannon and the Pork Chop" morning show and she directed me to this website.
OMG!!! However, I am a Post Menopausal Woman and lemme tell ya, it don't get no better!!!!! But - being vertical and verbal every day is better than the eventual alternative.
LOVE YOU
OK, I think it is unfair that you are as talented, genuninely nice and young-looking as you are and you STILL get the AARP discount. We miss you - celebrate Olivia's birthday for us.
When are you coming to New York?
Hey Lisa - just tuning in to you. Pretty funny material. I think your hysterical - which is a good thing. DJ in Philly, PA - "John DeBella" has played your "Middle-Aged Woman" song on the air and I'm so glad that he did. He turned me on to you. Definitely ordering your new CD. Keep the laughs coming and someday I hope you get to this part of the USofA (Philly, PA) - I promise I'll be the 1st ion line for tickets. Thanks for your awesome humor. The world needs more people like you.
I loved your cd good job!!!!!!
I just heard the middle aged song and just wanted to thank you for the biggest laugh i have had in a long time!
I recently heard "Middle Aged Woman" and laughed so hard I shot soda out my nose! Our 4 year old loved the spectacle- might be a good party trick. LISA KOCH IS GREAT!!!! I hope she comes to OUR (red) neck of the woods soon! She is right up there with Weird Al- great vocals, hilarious lyrics!!! :-)
enjoyed your entertainment on the Hawaiian Olivia cruise in Nov. Remember the blonde girl with the black cowboy hat? Have been listening to your "Both of Me" CD great ...especially the first song!
Betsy
Me and my 50's something year old girlfriends got together this weekend and one of them introduced the "song" to us. We wore out the cd!! Noone knew who the artist was, however. But, I do now and can't wait to pass the info one. You are great. Treat us to more great songs/laughs.
Listening to your song made it fun to be a "middle-aged Woman!"
Lisa, How did you get into the comedy business? I've always had a dream to be a comedian! I listened to your "Middle Aged Woman" song and did "pee my frickin' pants"! I've also thought about taking a cruise with Olivia. Hope I'll get to see you perform if I do ! Wishing you well in your career as a singer/songwriter/comedian! Best Wishes, Sharon Odom
Wow, Lisa!! I just debuted your song, Middle Aged Woman, last night at The Inn at the Park, where I play on Saturday nights. To be honest, I had received it in an email, and didn't know who had written it. (Ain't Google grand?) What a rousing reception it received!!! At 54, I put alot of passion into it...
You MUST come to San Diego!! I have grandkids in Seattle, but can't get up there often enough. If I could scope out some venues for you down here, I'd love to help. You're Ab Fab!!
Your Newest Adoring Fan, Carol Curtis
Loved seeing "Desperate Spudwives" at the Phoenix Theater in Indianapolis. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come back more often!
my friendin Ohio emailed me the song Middle aged Woman II and I saved it so my husband could listen to it also. I sat and watched as he put on the headset and chuckeled to himself. When he took off the headset I said it's me isn't it. He said it sure is,to the tee. Now I wonder is there a Middle aged WOMAN 1? IF THERE IS i'D LOVE TO HEAR IT!
FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN RELATE TO ...DOWN TO EARTH AND FUN
ISN'T LIFE GRAND
HOPE YOU COME BACK TO INDY SOON WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOW
ENJOY LIFE
ANGEL
FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEST I'VE SEEN A A LONG TIME!!
Got to repeat....love you, Love you, love all of you and your gift(s)***************
Middle Aged Woman must have been written just for me. It was filled with humor and truth!!Thanks for
putting it into song! It makes it all better now!! LOL!!!!!
Hey Lisa-
You might want to re-think the Britney Spears thing...
Love some of the songs...great humor and it really cheered me up! Thanks for reminding me that laughter is the best medicine. 8-)
Lisa,
Thanks for doing a song on memopaus and being middle aged... You nailed it about how it is for us at are middle aged!!!!
Lisa - I'm not a member of "the community" but I saw you at the Kimo Theatre in Albuquerque last month and I am still laughing and crying. You are so funny and so talented and you sing like an angel. If you come back here to perform, I want to bring my boyfriend and kids. You are fabulous. Put me on your where-I'm-going-to-be-next list.
Thanks, Anita
Nice music! WOW
with all your exotic tour bookings, why not add minneapolis? just listened to your song about me and a dozen or so other maw. thanks for the laughs. hope to see you in minneapolis - anytime but winter. middle age is bad enough without becoming freeze dried, too.
thank you for singing about HOW IT REALLY IS! :)
Your song Middle aged woman, yep that is me.
Thanks for bringing us some sanity to this insane world.
From one recycled teenager to another
I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places, (OLIVIA turns '35 yrs. old in '08!!!)-( but
,I'll be on the '100th with YOU and LiLy T.!!!!!!!! ) I must calm myself often regarding the antisipation of it all--Lisa you have your own 'planet(lisa)' and Olivia is 'our' planet away from, you know......
Love you, Shawn
(sure hope you bring lots of your CD's on board ship!)
Lisa,
Can't wait to see you in October! You complete the cruise experience with your comedy. Love you lots.
Hope
Lisa!
THANK YOU FOR CREATING MIDDLE AGE WOMAN!
I'm sure u heard me laughing from Arkansas!
please contact me asap at www.Diversitypride.com
deb
Hey Lisa,
You are amazing. Love you Girlfriend.....
Amy
THANKS,THANKS, THANKS a song I can really understand, I understand your pain I to feel the pain you sing about, for I to am a middle aged woman, again THANK-YOU
"middle aged woman" absolutely saved my sanity - I knew it wasn't just me! YOU ARE GREAT!!! I live in upstate NY, and I adore you - and will spread the word!!! Can't wait to see you on Ferguson!
Fantastic show at the Tractor Tavern last evening (June 17). WOW.
Hey Lisa,
Had a chance to see your show at OCT..was great to see you perform again!
Don't know if you remember our days from high school, mainly Jazmins some
yearsssss back..I worked, you played, let me on stage with InFlight one fateful night..anyway you looked great, so glad to hear you are sober. I too as of 1988. What a great life change. Anyhoo-enjoy your music..say hello if you get a chance..Kelly aka one of the "cramps"..
Hi Lisa -
I enjoyed your birthday bash in Seattle. You know we all love you here. You can't be a card carrying lesbian in Seattle unless you are an LK fan. We shortened your name here since we feel we have dibs on all things Lisa Koch. I am also a member of the Lisa Koch society also known as the Seattle Over 40's group. We have about 300 members/fans in our group in your home city. We can't wait for you to get back and when you do the town is a buzz with it for weeks prior. Then you are the talk of the town for weeks after. Famous?...you bet yer boots!! We hate having to share you with the rest of the world but "you can't keep a cool cat in a hot box..or is that hot box and cool cat". Hey I'm fifty...somthin.
Come home soon..we love you!!
Hi Lisa,
Just wanted to drop you a note to let you know that I was treated by my mate, Lorie, to your concert in Palm Springs this year. I truly enjoyed your humor, singing, and just your whole demeanor for entertaining. We hope to see you entertaining for many years to come, our support and prayers are with you.
We listen to your CD's almost daily. Really enjoying them and sharing you with other people. Take care! Lorie and Donna
Hey Lisa,
It was a long time ago, but we met on the Ms Veendam in Alaska while I was working on costumes back stage for the ship's production shows. Well, what do ya' know, I'm flying out to the Veendam again this Sunday to work on some costumes and just found out it's an Olivia Cruise. The first thing I did was go to the website to see if you'd be performing! Yes - how cool! I do hope you will reprise the Barstow Gay Men's Chorus, still one of the funniest and most direct hits I've ever seen and heard. I've remained on your mailing list, so I know that you are out there working hard and spreading your brilliant humor, for which I'm very happy.
I will see you some time back stage!
Cheers,
Kevin Sharkey
my wife loves your song "middle aged woman".
Just heard "Middle Aged Woman",,, I had to send it to all my friends that just turned 50,,, sooooo true. Ever coming to Texas?
LISA-- I WORK AT A HOSPITAL AND ALL OF US JUST READ THE 'IM A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN AND WE ALL ENJOYED IT WE WERE ALL HAVING A BAD DAY AND YOUR SONG JUST MADE THE REST OF THE DAY A WHOLE LOT BETTER, THANKS-----------------DOLORES
Hey Lisa-Enjoyed your show on the "Sound of Music" I'm one of the Fleis-in-lickers. You rocked the boat! I loved your show every night, and everytime I see you. You rock! Kelly
Yahoo -- you're coming back to Indy! We have missed Dos Fallopia! They keep playing "Middle-Aged Woman" on the radio -- first time I heard it I about peed my pants. Oh yeah, I do that anyway, but try not to do it in the car. Anyway, looking forward to your show!
"Middled-aged woman", yep that's me!! I am turning 50 this year as well and this song really sums up my life lately. My oldest daughter sent this to me and said it made her think of me. My boyfriend says he now knows what's wrong with me!! LOL I listen to this most days when I need a laugh. Thanks for the laugh!
I just LOVE your song "Middle Aged Woman"! It hit a live nerve with me. haha.
I can't wait until my friends hear this one! You are a laugh riot! Keep it up! We're out here, listening, frustrated and Middle-Aged! You go girl! I'll be turning 50 this year and it's hard to imagine. Where has all that time gone so quickly?
I was sent your "Middle Age Woman" ,yep, peed my pants. Thanks for a good laugh, I'm in my fifties and I will take all the laughs I can get. Now I must purchase your CD. Maybe I will buy some Depends first.
Your Middle Age Woman song had me laughing for hours....Your a very funny woman and i plan on getting all your CD's....
Middle Age Woman is the mantra for me and my friends--just love it!!!
Love your website - see you are going to be in Indianapolis in August, hope to catch your show.
I've heard your middle-age song and I must say...this is the funniest song I've ever heard in my (58) life. I immediately forwarded the email to all my friends in Germany in hopes the lyrics are understood.
thanks and please come and visit us!!!
OK--"Middle Aged Woman" is THE BEST!!! Bless you for singing what I've been thinking, feeling and SCREAMING for five years--the whole mess seems a little more bearable now!
Peed in my pants (of course) listening to "Middle-Aged Woman". And then I sent it to all my galpals. Thanks for the belly laughs.
I am throughly in love with your music and its spin on life.
Middle age women is so me.... you rock.
Then dearest one hits home in a way.
Because my son died last year at the hands of a reckless driver, and I know the song is not about a mother and son. Its still hits home becuase I do miss him so.....
Thank you
good on you lisa
thanks a lot for giving me that much laugh
i love you
mehrdad
Someone forwarded "I'm A Middle-Aged Woman" to me today. Knocked my socks off. You are now on my favorites list. Since I'm now 70 I don't have to worry about all that anymore but I sure do remember. Sure would have liked to have known you when I was out but you weren't even born then.
Best regards and keep up the good work.
I think I saw you perform in Juneau, Alaska in the 1980's??? Am I correct, or was that someone else with the same name. I seem to remember Lisa was from Seattle...
I love your lyrics, and the quality of the music you produce is awesome, too. Your "MIddle Aged Woman" is about to become the theme song for our chorus....Thanks, from NH, and come to New England!!!
freak'n funny!!!!!!thanx 4 the laugh!!!
LOVE THE SONG. PLAYING IT FOR ALL MY FRIENDS. DO YOU HAVE A CD WITH OTHER SONGS? WE ARE WOMAN IN OUR 60'S AND IT IS SO TRUE. WE REALLY LOVE IT.
Oh my gosh, Lisa, you are awesome! I'm a "middle aged woman", 50 to be exact, and a musician. Your lyrics had me falling out of my chair. This is, unfortunately, the truest song I have ever heard. Every lyric hit a chord with me and I suppose every other woman in our same position. Thank you so much. I'm going to forward this to every girlfriend I have.I hope you make a million dollars on this hit! Please come to Milwaukee, I think it could be a sell out!
You opened a whole new world of music in my life. Please visit the Chicagoland area!!
This is now my FAVORITE SONG! I LOVE IT and have played it for everyone I can think of.
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!
I absolutley "LOVE" the middle aged woman, when I heard you sing it I said OMG she is singing about me, I laughed all the way to work. I work with a bunch of middle aged Nurses and am trying to find the cd, I am going to make it our Theme song for our Unit which is the Labor & Delivery Unit. Have you ever thought about making a song about Labor pains and the whole pregnancy......if you have then I would love to have it also....You are GREAT!!!!!!!!!
I just heard "Middle Aged Woman" via email for the first time today. I agree with all the other ladies when I say you really nailed it! I'm committing this song to memory (if I can remember that long) and telling all my Middle Aged friends about you, too! Thanks for putting this epxerience into something we can have a good laugh about! If you're in the Central Texas area, I'll have to come see you.
God bless you!!
Joni
Love you, love you, love you!! I ordered your CD and can't wait to get it. I just hope I don't pee my pants laughing!
Hey lisa,
Let me know when your going to be close to Santa Cruz CA. So I can come watch your show.
Love the "Middle Age Woman" song. Thats how I discovered you.
Just started hearing your song 'Middle Aged Woman' here in Indy and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thanks for the lift from the downer of life with breast cancer.
Diane
Thank you so much for your song. Love it.
Lisa, I was feeling your song....Thank you for making my day. Don't forget the hair we grow on our chins, but the vajayjay is getting bald...
Thanks again..loved it!
Janet
Class of 1972
I love the middle aged woman song and I am not even middle aged! Come on out to Tyler, Texas when you get a chance and see me and my friends. Thanks Allison
I was one of the "few" who received your Middle Aged Woman song through the email and I LOVED it! I called my mother (who had company) and had her put it on the speaker phone so all the ladies could hear it! I have ordered your CD (an others) and can't wait to hear more! You have a lovely voice--why haven't I heard more of you?
Just heard your song....Middle Aged Woman. It's great! I just turned 50 & it's SO true. I'm sure you've heard this before. Any plans to come to the Los Angeles area?
Thanks again for the great song!
Cheryl
Love It!!!! Just received from a friend your song middle aged woman and wow what a pisser that is..Keep up the great work..
SONG MIDDLE AGED WOMAN HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD JUST GREAT
Lisa - I heard your song Middle Aged Woman on a radio station here in Indianapolis, IN and this song made my day, it's hysterical. "Very creative",....keep up the work. I look forward to meeting you when you're in Indy.
Rhonda
Lisa - heard Middle Aged Woman and instantly fell in love with you! Heard some of your other clips and will definitely add your name to my "Favorite Artists to Look for New CDs" list. I will be buying some of your music now and will look forward to anything new. Any chance you will be in the Chicago area any time soon? Keep on doin' it, girl. Nancy
Any plans to come to Boston? Like many others, got Middle Age Woman from a friend, and was thrilled to "discover" you!
Mindy